Testicular Tug-of-war

I had a brilliant thought that totally needs turning into real life.

So, Tug of war is a game of strength, right? Well, Testicular Tug-of-war is a game of pain. You take two penised people, put parachute stretchers on each one, then have them play tug of war against each other. Simple!

It's not exactly a game of strength, because no person could really pull someone's entire weight on their testicles. It's more a question of who can withstand the most pain without letting up. Perfect competition to find out who really has Balls of Steel.

I need to find a way to set this up right away. It combines two great things - CBT and pride! What could possibly go wrong?